1st Winner of WTJ Contest…REVEALED!
June 13, 2007 | Jojo,What the J?
I’m thrilled to announce the winning caption of the inaugural What the J? contest:
Home Depot? Mom, I am pretty sure when dad said he wanted to get screwed for Father’s Day, this is not what he had in mind.
TxMom, YOU are the WINNER!!! (ding ding ding. hey, give me a break. I blog for free. I can’t afford the bells & whistles).
Here’s the deal on prizes… this goes for you, TxMom, and the rest of you competitive folk: if you win, and you want the prize, email me your address. If you’re all private & paranoid, then here’s your prize: i can probably find out who you are & where you live anyway. But I won’t send out the prize. So your prize includes SCORN and MOCKERY! Yes! I’m evil!!!!
Onto the honorable mentions* in no particular order:
Bethany: “But Mommy, I really need the DeWalt cordless drill! It will increase my destruction capabilities by 30%.” (I’m shaking my head because this may, in fact, been what he was thinking…I shudder to imagine.)
Nic: “I’m so glad I’m not a Duggar, even if I have a J name.” (note: if you are unfamiliar with the Duggars, please step this way. Nic is… how do I put this…desperately trying to get them to adopt her. She’s already moving forward to changing her name to “Jic” and just received her new Duggar family appropriate swimwear…just in time! Good luck, Jic…follow your dreams!)
Stephanie: “Uhhh Mama, I just sharted in my pants . Can we move along this Home Depot trip?” (Were you there? Did you smell him, too?)
*Mr. Squirrel advised listing some honorable mentions to let people know it was a close race. Yes, he co-judged. If you want to sway his vote, send chocolate mousse.
Stay tuned NEXT Monday for the next WTJ contest. Jojo thanks you for playing!
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June 14th, 2007 at 8:18 am, Emily Says:
Sonofabitch! I’m never playing this stupid game again!!! Just kidding, I’ll be back next week!
June 14th, 2007 at 9:09 am, TxMom Says:
Holy shit! I have never won anything in my life. This is the best day EVER!
June 14th, 2007 at 10:17 am, Isabel Says:
Sharted is the funniest word ever.
June 14th, 2007 at 10:18 am, Rachel Says:
Congrats to TxMom!! That was pretty damn funny!!! Can’t wait for the next one!
June 14th, 2007 at 5:45 pm, Stephanie Says:
I am going to have to use the “sharted” word in conversation much much more.
I have been using abreast lately. Let’s see if I can manuever that into next week’s contest about a young child.
June 15th, 2007 at 5:01 pm, Poodle Says:
Get the rock out of here. Mr. Duggar’s name is Jim Bob?!?! It should be Jeeezus Not Again.
Congratulations TxMom!
June 15th, 2007 at 5:16 pm, SJ Says:
Hilarious TxMom! Apparently I’m so not creative. Can’t wait to give it another try!
June 18th, 2007 at 1:11 pm, Hollow Squirrel » What the J? Says:
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November 16th, 2007 at 10:27 pm, Hollow Squirrel » The Squirrel Has Spoken Says:
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