What the J?
June 18, 2007 | Jojo,What the J?
Round 2, folks. Step up and caption this photo from Survivor: PokeYerEyeOut Island:
You think I’m lying? We went up to my husband’s coworker’s family’s “camp” yesterday. They took us out on their boat to an island that has seen better days…days when the trees were still rooted into the ground, beer cans were carried out with their consumers & tampon applicators were wadded up in toilet paper and stashed in the owner’s purse for disposal later (I’m not alone here, right? You don’t just launch the plastic applicator over your shoulder, right?)
Oh no… in the past couple of years apparently the visitors have grown accustomed to trashing the island along with mother nature. Check out the friggin’ tree swords erupting from the sand RIGHT in front of the blankets/cooler. I hate to be an anal mom, but COME ON. Someone’s going to poke their eye out and sure as HELL isn’t going to be me or Jojo. One glass eye is enough.
But back to the contest. Oh yes, the prize for last week’s winner, TxMom, is in the car! Going to the post office tonight! I promise! Are you gonna let her win again?
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June 18th, 2007 at 1:59 pm, Heather Says:
My bulldozer and I can do a lot, but you’re on your own with this mess.
June 18th, 2007 at 2:03 pm, Heather Says:
Just call FEMA and be done with it.
June 18th, 2007 at 2:56 pm, Brittany Says:
Mommy, what’s a tampon?
June 18th, 2007 at 3:09 pm, Nic Says:
Mom, why is dad wearing a Speedo?
June 18th, 2007 at 4:20 pm, velocibadgergirl Says:
I was promised a three-hour tour. That’s it, three hours. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you just call me Gilligan?
June 18th, 2007 at 4:45 pm, Audrey Says:
Ohh, Heather totally beat me to the bulldozer being too small for the mess caption.
How about this: “Are you sure open-toed shoes are a good idea in this environment?”
Weak, I know….I’ll think on it and try again later.
June 18th, 2007 at 6:05 pm, Stephanie Says:
Mom… Dad… I think there is a condom floating in the water over there. Is this really safe for me? Are those some of Isabel’s giant 100 pack???
June 18th, 2007 at 6:39 pm, SJ Says:
Could you hurry it up already, my toes are wet and I’m sinking fast in this place called PokeYerEyeOut Island.
Oh, okay you want to stay? Ok fine, you stay, the get away boat is coming to rescue me and my cool bulldozer. Did you not hear me, the B O A T is coming! I’m audi as soon as it reaches shore.
June 18th, 2007 at 7:29 pm, Bethany Says:
“I am SOOO kicking Jeff Probsts’ ass when I see him!”
That’s the best I could do. I almost peed when I read Velocibadgergirl’s!
June 18th, 2007 at 8:47 pm, cpa mom & soccer mom angela Says:
“Dude, $1 million is NOT enough for this shit.”
because I can TOTALLY see Jo Jo cursing. Why not? my 4 year old did.
June 18th, 2007 at 9:10 pm, Poodle Says:
“Are you frickin’ kidding me, dude? I’ve been to Hawaii. This is NOT a beach.”
June 19th, 2007 at 12:51 am, Sandy Says:
come on Mom, really! I can feel the bacteria of a thousand different diseases seeping into my toes.
June 19th, 2007 at 12:53 am, Sandy Says:
or how about this one?
“Mom? are my toes supposed to be burning like this?” or
“yeah..this SPF shirt ain’t doing nothing for my poor widdle toes!”
June 19th, 2007 at 6:52 am, Amy W Says:
Why, why, WHY did you let that boat leave without me?
June 19th, 2007 at 8:50 am, CPA Mom and Soccer Mom Angela Says:
why did you delete my comment?
June 19th, 2007 at 10:35 am, Heather Says:
I see FEMA has already been here.
June 19th, 2007 at 11:16 am, Rachel Says:
I got nuthin! I guess that’s what I get for being late.
June 19th, 2007 at 12:47 pm, smitty Says:
I was robbed! This ain’t Fantasy Island. Where are the pina coladas, Tattoo and de plane for pete’s sake?
June 19th, 2007 at 7:04 pm, TxMom Says:
“Beach, my ass. You can’t fool me, this is nothing but a swamp.”
June 20th, 2007 at 6:02 am, Jeannette Says:
“I told you this place was never going to compete with the Great Salt Lake”
Of course, you have to have been to the GSL to understand this. Basically, it’s the crapiest, smelliest and driest lake ever!
June 20th, 2007 at 11:08 am, Julie Says:
“You so better get me a pedicure appointment woman! My precious toes are shrivling in this sludge.”
June 20th, 2007 at 1:22 pm, Hollow Squirrel » It’s Late, but I’m Still Great(ful) Says:
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