Third Time’s a Charm — What the J?
June 25, 2007 | Jojo,What the J?
Yes! It’s your turn to win fabulous non-cash prizes on this here THIRD week of What the J(ojo)?
Did you think I was gonna let this little obstacle like having no laptop get me down? I’m a professional, people. The blog must go on…although I’m now blogging from the discomfort of our overheated home office and not the dining room table. Honestly, though, it’s good to get some distance from the scene of this morning’s dreadful accident.
Please caption the following oh so apropos* photograph of my Jojo:
House Rules: If your caption makes Mr. Squirrel laugh, you will likely win. If you send chocolate mousse to Mr. Squirrel, you will surely win. If you send me a new Dell Inspiron laptop loaded with pictures of Jojo and Windows Vista, I’ll forgive you for the Vista and love you forever plus one long day and definitely send you treasures a-plenty. Enter as often as you like! Bring on the captions, my creative ones.
*meaning, it’s a SQUIRREL, people. Jojo rides a squirrel. Get it? Oh please don’t make me explain further.
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June 25th, 2007 at 8:55 pm, nick Says:
“Oh, the irony.”
June 25th, 2007 at 8:56 pm, alison Says:
“wow, mommy, you ARE hollow! giddyup!”
June 25th, 2007 at 9:48 pm, Poodle Says:
Checkay checkay chinee yo-yo wun dolla!
OK – I realize that won’t make your husband laugh but I *think* that’s what Jojo’s saying as he bobs to and fro.
Sorry about the Inspiron. Ugh.
June 25th, 2007 at 10:30 pm, SJ Says:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood….awwww man! It’s a sqqquiirel.
June 25th, 2007 at 11:33 pm, emeryjo Says:
Hello hollowsquirrel!! YES, I spilled a mug full of coffee WITH creamer onto my husband’s Mac laptop a handful of days ago as well! It was dead for a day and a half, then would sortof come on after that- but still did very strange things- and then, on the third day, it ROSE AGAIN! hehe. Please check out the comment by ‘Cam’ here:
this post.
Good advice– my fingers are crossed very tightly for you. I’ll try to pass on the good fortune!
June 25th, 2007 at 11:36 pm, emeryjo Says:
I don’t know if this was clear from my last post: My laptop is now COMPLETELY 100% FINE. Hold onto hope!
June 26th, 2007 at 1:59 am, Sandy Says:
“Fly Mr. Squirrel! Fly like the wind!!!”
“Me and my squirrel are blowing this joint.”
“It’s just you and me squirrel, let’s go find some nuts.”
“Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses, you’ve been out riding squirrels for so long now….”
ok, that’s all I got. Sorry about your dell…that blows!
June 26th, 2007 at 6:30 am, Bunny Says:
What is with the squirrels? How many g*ddamn squirrels will she take my picture with?
June 26th, 2007 at 7:10 am, Bethany Says:
“Jojo rides a squirrel, not to be confused with the way Mr. Squirrel rides a Squirrel.”
June 26th, 2007 at 9:52 am, Rachel Says:
So you think you can attack old people and get away with it!!!??? Oh hell naw bitch! You will NOT dishonor the squirrel name! I, Jojo, will not allow it!
June 26th, 2007 at 10:39 am, Operation Pink Herring Says:
WHAT U MEAN THIS NOT A PONY?
(I’m sorry, it’s likely that I am way too devoted to ICanHasCheezeburger.com)
June 26th, 2007 at 11:26 am, CPA Mom and Soccer Mom Angela Says:
Not a winning caption but you know what came to mind? How Tigger runs around saying YEE HAW all the time now. I could totally see JoJo saying that as he rides the squirrel.
June 26th, 2007 at 11:40 am, Audrey Says:
Okay, squirrel … anytime you’re ready … DAMMIT SQUIRREL WHY WON’T YOU GO ANYWHERE?! … I’m sorry for yelling, squirrel … no, I didn’t mean it … take all the time you need … it’s not like I actually wanted to go anywhere today anyway.
June 26th, 2007 at 10:43 pm, Steph Says:
Where’s Bullwinkle?
June 27th, 2007 at 12:05 am, Brittany Says:
“Giddy up Squirrelbiscuit.”
Bad, I know.
June 27th, 2007 at 10:20 am, Isabel Says:
Dude, I am so bad at this.
“Dude, is this sign language for ‘Squirrel’?”
June 27th, 2007 at 3:15 pm, Sweets Says:
“Some dudes ride the Harley. Others prefer the Hummer. Me? I roll with the squirrel. You heard me. THE SQUIRREL. Eat my dust suckas!!!”
June 29th, 2007 at 10:34 am, TxMom Says:
“Why does this ‘squirrel’ look like a dog? Mom, are you just making shit up again so you can blog about it?”
June 30th, 2007 at 10:56 pm, La Turista Says:
I know there’s a joke in here somwhere about nuts, finding my nuts, hiding my nuts, gathering my nuts. I dunno. But it’s there.
How about: OK, squirrel. I’ve got my nuts, now let’s go find yours.
It’s late.