Why I like making lists, in list format.

January 31, 2008 | blogger birthday bonanza!,Me,TV/movie addiction

May I present to you…yet another reason why I’m always very very tired and gee, I wonder why I can’t get to bed earlier and/or why the laundry isn’t done nor Jojo’s baby book anywhere near completion:

Top Five Hotties
1. If you don’t know this, then you’re really not reading my blog: Matthew Fox, hottie extraordinaire:

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2. Maks from Dancing with the Stars (but not this picture…let’s never discuss this unfortunate hair travesty EVER again):
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3. Colin Firth
4. Adam Levine
5. Peter Krause (only if he keeps the hair cropped…sorry, I have limits):
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NOW do you understand why I don’t find MaMcCo attractive? Beefy blondes just ain’t my thang.

5 Movies You Don’t Want to Watch with Me Because I’ll Say All the Lines and Annoy You…this is not to say they are necessarily my favorites.
1. When Harry Met Sally (ok, so this is my fave movie)
2. Cars
3. Summer School — I know. I know. But Chainsaw & Dave? Completely quotable.
4. Clueless
5. Dirty Dancing (I cannot telllll you how many times I’ve seen this movie. While babysitting. And playing it for the youngsters, cuz it’s totally PG-7, right? Well, neither of the girls ever ended up knocked up and needing an abortion from Jerry Orbach, so there.)

5 Favorite Comedy TV Shows of All Time
1. NewsRadio (o.h. m.y. g.o.d. make me peeee myself, why don’t you)
2. Sex and the City
3. Seinfeld.
4. Designing Women (yes, I said it. LOVED this show.)
5. The Office/30 Rock…I can’t choose. Don’t make me. PLEASE. Oh wait, this is MY list, so suck it.

4 Favorite Drama TV Shows of All Time
1. Dude. Come on. Six Feet Under.
2. Felicity
3. The West Wing
4. Party of Five
5. Lost

Top 5 Reasons I Want to Wish JEN a HAPPY BIRTHDAY
1. She’s heeeeeelarious.
2. I know she’s still a little sore that she’s in the minority with referring to PURSES and HANDBAGS as “pocketbooks.” Have you been watching too many Golden Girls reruns? Well, I won’t hold it against you my dear. You still deserve a fabulous birthday!
3. Jen breakdanced at her own wedding. How can you not love that?
4. If Jen and I were neighbors, I know know know we would be the troublemakers on the block. Watch out teenagers! You’ve got nothing on us. And, I have a feeling, of any blogger I’ve ever met, that she and I would end up wrestling (in a completely non-sexual way) and someone would end up in a headlock (probably me cuz, she’s all fit and stuff).
5. She did the right thing and got her ass on the Blogger Birthday Bonanza list! HAPPY BDAY SWEETIE!

5 Favorite Reality Shows
1. ________________
2. Project Runway
3. Top Chef
4. The Amazing Race
5. Survivor

Ooooh that’s right for those of you paying attention. If you can tell me what my favorite reality show was of allll time, I’ll send you a prize. Those of you who have lived with me or attended my wedding are not allowed to play. Sorry!

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20 Responses to “Why I like making lists, in list format.”

  1. Favorite reality show? Um, it has to be Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire?
    Oh wait, what was the other one when the dude was an actor (I think I just saw him on a toilet paper commercial?) and he had to convince that girl that he was totally awesome and she was a teacher and she was greedy and wanted the money and totally dealt with this dude’s most obnoxious behavior and general tool-attude. And they even made it to the altar and her family was there, but didn’t her brother walk out or something? and in the middle of the vows the dude was all “You’ve been PUNKK’ed!” Or something to that effect.

    Yeah, THAT’S your favorite reality show. Don’t front.

  2. umm i was going to say project runway.. let’s see… how about dancing with teh stars?

  3. Liz – My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance.

    My guess is Fear Factor. Who doesn’t love donkey penis? Really?

  4. I’m flip-flopping between American Idol and Dancing with the Stars. Personally, I hate reality tv. It just sucks you in! And then you get invested! After getting sucked in to the first season of The Apprentice, I vowed never to watch any every again. I’m way too passionate and competitive and have no patience! Hmm…I still can’t choose…

    That’s it…I’m going to have to go with American Idol.

    *covers face with hands*

    *peeks between fingers*

  5. Okay, you said “was” so that should narrow it to any reality show that’s not on anymore, right? And yet, I still suck and can’t think of anything. How about…um….Road Rules? (Or is that still on and I’m just too old to know about it?)

    Someday we should watch Clueless together. Unless having someone else (besides the actors) say all the lines with you would be annoying, that is.

  6. My Life on the D-list.

    (So tell me, what do I win?!)

    Dude, I LOVE Adam Levine. He is just up my alley. What about Topher Grace from The 70′s Show? I always say that he’s the type of guy I’m into “nerdy neighbor boy”. Yep, sign me up.

    I don’t think I’ve ever really watched News Radio. That was back in my “what is tv?” phase. Maybe I’ll check the tivo for showings!

  7. I’m guessing “Real World” on MTV.

    And the movie that I could quote until I’m blue in the face? SIXTEEN CANDLES…love it

  8. I LOVED Summer School!

  9. I’m guessing it has to be something a little older since you referenced your wedding. I’ll venture “Trading Spaces.”

  10. I forgot to answer with some degree of seriousity.

    So, seriously? SURVIVOR.

    (and nice one kiraa!)

  11. Since I also think Maksim is awesome, I’m going to say “Dancing with the Stars”.

  12. That is one FINE picture of Maks you’ve unearthed. I’ll take 2 scoops please!

    Adam Levine – si senora. He reminds me of a young oval-faced short-haired Billy Crudup. I just wish he wasn’t such a man-whore. Paris? Jessica? And a slew of models? He’s for sure a health risk.

    I repeat you must – MUST – watch the entire Arrested Development series. It will be your new favorite show you regret not getting on board with sooner.

  13. Oohhhhhh, I say Temptation Island. Now that’s an oldie but goodie!

    LOVED Summer School. And Adam Levine? Yums x2.

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  15. Thanks, Toots! And I agree with all your comments except the pocketbook ruling. quick story: our (male) receptionist sent out an APB and the subject was “Lost POCKETBOOK” and I almost forwarded it to you out of spite.

    We would totally be the kick ass neighbors. We’d be all YOU DO *NOT* WANT TO STEP TO THIS!

    I grew to love Maks this season of DWtS and Peter Krause…hubba hubba.

    When Marry Met Sally is the most quotable movie ever.

    “Mr. Zero knew you were getting a divorce before you did? That’s harsh.”

    Sally Albright: Shel Gordon.
    Harry Burns: Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you did not have great sex with Sheldon.
    Sally Albright: I did too.
    Harry Burns: No you didn’t. A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon’s your man… but humpin’ and pumpin’ is not Sheldon’s strong suit. It’s the name. ‘Do it to me Sheldon, you’re an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.’ Doesn’t work.

  16. Matthew Fox IS a hottie. I just had a hottie dream about him last night.

    My personal blog is collecting dust; I think I might post my own version of this!

  17. OMG, OMG, OMG!!

    First of all, I just put that exact pic of Matthew Fox as my wallpaper the other day.

    Secondly, ADAM LEVINE!!! Is there a man on this earth that I don’t have to fight you for? He is so my boyfriend.

  18. God I love Maks. So hot. Even with his legs all a-flailing.

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