Archive for March, 2008
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Remember THIS? No? Well, it’s back and leaking precious breastmilk everywhere.
I think I must have repressed (like other things with pregnancy) the true shittiness of breastfeeding. Ok, I do remember the latch-on and how painful it was for ME. For me…maybe for you breastfeeding was dreamy and rosy and GOOD FOR YOU! Consider yourself exceedingly lucky. But for me? Holy butt. But I vowed to perservere…until the engorgement took over and turned me into Dolly Parton sans volumnious hair. And vocal talent. Or friendship with The Gambler. I digress.
Oh engorgement…I forgot just how greatly you frigging HURT. Damn you. I tried the cabbage leaves, and that helped a bit. I even pumped a bit because MY LORD the ladies almost shot straight off my chest and sprayed milk like some special effect from The Departed. which coincidentally features a star blessed with trinipness, too!
One of my friends gave me some extra gel pads which she used during her first bout with breastfeeding and lo mein, do those work. Of course, they don’t sell *that* brand at Target, so I bought some second-rate gel pads and now, well, I’m out. But the engorgement has passed, the let-down feels less blechy than before, and now I’m just back to the painful latch-on. Ahhh…
Yup. So what were we talking about? Right. I need to go to bed. I’m not sure how much I’ll actually be able to post/blog in the coming weeks…obviously, things have changed. Sigh.
So you’re not scarred with my TripleNippleness…here’s yet another squishy pic of brotherly love
The brotherly love continues… and the new introduction of defying mommy and daddy, refusing to stop yelling and kicking the walls during nap/nighttime and … my favorite … just NOT NAPPING. FLIPPITY FLAP (that’s my way of not saying FUCKITY FUCK). Got it? Ok.
Off to raise the top of vasectomies with Mr. Squirrel…(NOT that I don’t lurve my babies…but Two is Enough…that’s my life in a sitcom title). Well, two bouts of wicked breastfeeding and sleep deprivation…that’s enough.
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9:11 pm |
-image-Sorry for the delay…
I’ve been a tad busy, ya know, kissing my new little nugget of love, trying to find time to play with my buttery toddler, suffering several emotional breakdowns each day, cursing my nipples and any one daring to tell me that “he must be latched on wrong!” or anyone who promised that breastfeeding this time around would be way easier. YOU’RE WRONG.
Ahem. So let’s move onto fabulous pictures:
This, my loves, is 3 day old Ollie (and just so ya know, Oliver is NOT the name we chose. I’m just trying to soothe the now strained relationship between one certain guest blogger who came very close to launching a petition to demand our secondborn be named Oliver). You do know Jojo’s name isn’t Joseph or John or anything with a “J,” right? Oh, sorry to spoil the dream…
If you think I’m mean for not telling you my sons’ real names, karma just tore some stitches open by throwing a coughing fit my way. So, trust me. You win.
Here’s my nugget looking skeptical (in his sleep)…unconscious skeptism– the worst kind. I think he may be plotting an escape.
If you had any doubt as to my status on delivery drugs, check out this photo snapped about an hour after delivery, when Jojo and grandma made it up to the room. That little green thing on my shoulder? Oh, it’s part of the epidural doohickie. The manic smile? Part relief that I’m FOREVER DONE DELIVERING BABIES THROUGH MY VAGINA and big ass part seeing Jojo. I missed him that entire day and could NOT wait to see him after the delivery…to see him interact with Ollie.
Here’s a nice, drugged out pic of me on Tylenol with codeine. I took 2 (not at a time). Then I realized I could never open my eyelids fully and looked like I felt…mellow. But hi. We be lounging…
Now…prepare your heart to melt. May I present, Jojo and Ollie…together at last:
The entire Squirrel family thanks you for your support and enthusiasm over the course of the pregnancy. Big squishy hugs to you all.
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10:11 pm |
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8:33 am |
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Well, how’s this for technology failing at critical times? It’s 9:00pm and I JUST got Stacy’s messages sent via contraband/BlackBerry.
Also, I was so anxious and worried for the delivery of Baby Ollie that I vacuumed my whole apartment AND mopped my kitchen floor. For those of you that know me–and those of you that can imagine…that’s some serious anxiety. Blasted technology making me CLEAN.
11:19 AM: Ouch ouch ouch don’t let me get pregnant again. Contractions suck ass.
1:00 PM: Epidural. The itching is driving me nuts. Doc broke my water at 12:25 and Mr Squirrel had me laughing so hard on the way to the bathroom that I was gushing water in spurts. Lovely.
4:02 PM: 7cm dilated
4:15 PM: 10cm getting ready to push! [[editorial note: holy f*ck... you blew open to 10 cms in 13 minutes? Dude, your cervix is my hero!]]
5:06 PM: Baby Ollie born at 4:45 pm — 8 lbs, 7 oz and 20-1/2 inches long. 15 minutes of pushing. MUCH easier than with Jojo.
Mother and baby are resting comfortably and Ollie is reportedly nursing well and sleeping on his Mommy’s chest.
Congratulations to the entire Squirrel family…from your ginormous Interweb family.
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9:18 pm |
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5:00PM update:
No news.
Y’all, put yer bells on and do some birthing dances for our Mrs Squirrel. Perhaps we can time a group yell “Come out! Come out! Come out little Oliver!” Okay, everyone synchronize their watches [man, I just realized how much I've always wanted to say that. For reals.] for 5:30pm EST…and send those good, strong pushing vibes towards the greater Upstate New York area.
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Noon-thirty update:
We’re back from our party and Henry is napping. Wish I could say the same for Mrs Squirrel, who reported at just about 10am:
Pitocin up to 30 milliunits which means I’m starting to feel like ass. Doc expects to break my water around lunchtime. I’m starving!!!!! Seriously need a burrito.
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9:00AM, inaugural Cletus Birth update:
I’m tempted to start quoting The Beatles and go all “You say it’s your birthday, wannnanannnanannnanah” but I’m tone deaf, so I’ll spare you.
It’s Lizzy, you know…from hilarities ensue. And I’ll be semi-live blogging for Mrs Squirrel today….her second son’s birth day.
I received the following transmission around 8:00 this morning, shortly before those hospital nazis required the powering down of a certain Squirrel’s Blackberry:
Emailing u from the bathroom before I have to turn off my blackberry. The fucking IV hurt like a mofo and after several unsuccessful attempts, another nurse had to take a stab at my other arm. Good times. I’m reconsidering this whole labor thing… I don’t think I want the pain. Any ideas??? Starting pitocin soon. Trying to poop now so I don’t do it on the table — tmi? Jojo at home with grandma. No decisions on name. More news later!!!
Watch this space for updates throughout the day. But be warned, Mrs Squirrel is under strict instructions NOT to deliver The Baby I Shall Call Oliver Because She Hasn’t Named the Kid Yet until after 12:00 noon, because Henry and I have a birthday party to attend this afternoon and won’t be home until said time.
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9:10 am |
-image-Cletus’ birth weight — a game…
involving my future sex life.
The induction is scheduled for Tuesday morning, peeps, so if you haven’t gotten your guess in, do so now in the comments section:
But let’s see where we’re at with guesses (and YES, you can pick the same as someone else…we’ll just randomly choose a wiener!):
SEVEN POUNDERS
7.1 – Sugar Tits
7.5 – Marilyn
7.8 – Liz
7.9 – Poodle
7.11 – Kasey
7.14 – Jeannette
EIGHT POUNDERS
8.0 – Jessie
8.1 – Denise
8.2 – Jennifer
8.26 – velocibadgergirl
8.3 – Laura
8.4 – Kristabella
8.4 – Sandy
8.5 – Steph T
8.6 – Jill
8.7 – Becca
8.8 – Erin
8.8 – Stephanie
8.8 – Anth
8.9 – Nic
8.9 – Rachel
8.10 – whiterabbit
8.10 – alyndabear
8.11 – Heidi
8.12 – SJ
8.13 – Michelle Z
8.14 – Carrisa
8.14 – Daisy
NINE POUNDERS
9.0 – CPAMom
9.2 – Julie
9.2 – Sallyacious
9.3 – Susan in va
9.3 – Audrey
9.36 – Keri
9.4 – Jackie
9.5 – Frema
9.7 – Liza
9.11 – Liz
TEN+ POUNDERS (aka People Who Really Don’t Like Me)
10.0 – Maria
10.2 – Isabel
15.3 – Operation Pink Herring
Why aren’t I sleeping? I’ll be kicking myself for this in a couple of days.
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10:56 pm |
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Between Jojo and himself:
“I tooted. (then counting on fingers…) One toot. Two toot. Two tootses.”
Between Mrs. and Mr. Squirrel:
On the way out of the house this morning to run errands…
Me: We don’t need to go to Target, right?
Mr. Squirrel: No, I don’t think so.
On the way out of Target later this morning, $308 poorer…
Me: How did that happen?
Mr. Squirrel: I don’t know…um, do we need to stop at Babies R Us, too?
Me: OH MY GOD, NO!!! Let’s just stop now.
Between Mrs. Squirrel and You, Kind Reader:
Me: I’m getting induced Tuesday morning.
You: Holy shitballs, woman.
Me: Yes indeed.
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8:24 pm |
