Like Swiss Cheese! Only grayer.
May 14, 2008 | bitterness, random randomness
I’m losing it.
WHY did it take my husband to finally clue me in to my idiotic thinking about daycare? He didn’t read the post, but he did alert me to my quickly atrophying noggin when he alerted me to the fact that schools aren’t out yet, which is why all of those children of teachers are still in daycare.
Honestly, I kind of thought it was mid-July or so. I realize that would mean I’m back at work and that that makes no sense, but … well, instead of mocking me, let’s just pray that all of English beef I ate in April 1996 hasn’t come back to haunt me/eat away my gray matter. No really. The FIRST newscast I saw when I returned from this particular stay in europe (and a couple weeks in England) was breaking news about mad cow disease. I’ve got it. Scouts honor.
So yeah. I have mad cow’s disease probably. But more importantly, I don’t have effing daycare lined up yet and instead of freaking out about it more tonight, I’m going to go to bed.
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May 14th, 2008 at 10:23 pm, My Buddy Mimi Says:
Oh, that sucks! Maybe a friend/neighbor knows someone that is looking to make some extra money and would be willing to help you out short-term?
May 15th, 2008 at 8:31 am, Julie Says:
DOH! That totally sucks but your thought process was good - just a few months off.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:33 pm, Kristabella Says:
Well, at least you can blame the madness on something, right?
And I am just wondering out loud why I always confuse Mad Cow and Flesh Eating disease. When they are SO NOT THE SAME.
Maybe I have Mad Cow too.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:31 pm, Susan in va Says:
Tell them you have Mad Cow Disease. Maybe they’ll pity you. The “Pity” Card always works well.
Now I’m laughing at Kristabella’s comment - I get the patella and the uvula confused, maybe I have Mad Flesh Eating Cow Disease, too.
We should form a support group.