You know how sometimes…
May 14, 2008 | The Office, bitterness, family
I’m a big asshat who procrastinates and waits until May 13 to start calling around for childcare and DOH Stacy, places are filled up so now I’m screwing the giant pooch? Yeah.
Directors are laughing at me (LAUGHING!)(AT ME!) (DON’T THEY KNOW I HAVE DOUCHE CARDS I WILL SEND THEM FOR THEIR MOCKERY???) for looking so late in the game…
but but
here’s my (erroneous) thought process: teachers have the summers off, so they probably took their kids out of daycare, so their spots are wide open for the taking. Um, flawed, wishful thinking.
Call me (and yes, I have my hand in the “phone”/call me” shape) if you wanna come watch the Nugget & Jojo. You do, right? Good. Starting June 2! You can eat all the hummus and teddy grahams (not together. unless that’s your thing. I don’t judge.) you can fit in your tummy.
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May 14th, 2008 at 2:16 pm, Becca Says:
Last night I made a tasty snack out of some Oreos and leftover vanilla frosting and thought of you.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:33 pm, Bunny Says:
So, yeah, if you don’t mind dropping them by Maryland every morning, I’d be happy to watch them alongside my two.
May 14th, 2008 at 2:52 pm, Carly Says:
Oh I wish I could watch them. I would chomp on them all day long.
Hey, you could just be one of those women who stay at home and stuff envelopes for cash all day.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:21 pm, Stephanie Says:
Heck, I’ll make it easier than Bunny. Just bring them to PA every morning, so much closer. I have some vacation time to use up, right?
May 14th, 2008 at 3:59 pm, Ree Says:
If you want to drop them off in Ann Arbor….I’m there! I’ll even supply the hummus and Teddy Grahams.
May 14th, 2008 at 8:35 pm, Hollow Squirrel » Like Swiss Cheese! Only grayer. Says:
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May 15th, 2008 at 5:59 am, Erika Says:
As the wife of a teacher, I can tell you that around here those centers typically make you pay through the summer to keep your place in the fall. So who knows.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:27 am, Jezer Says:
Ah, man. I hate daycare woes. And I hate to admit that this teacher keeps her kid in daycare throughout the summer to a) keep his place and b) get some stuff done without a toddler underfoot and c) to keep him in a routine and prevent major first-day-of-school meltdowns (from the both of us)
May 15th, 2008 at 8:35 am, Liza Says:
Jill found our short-term solution through www.sittercity.com. They include listings for in-home care, which might be your best bet at this stage.
We have Noah in a home day care from 6 weeks ago when we pulled him out of the scary day care center to next week when he starts at our church. And if we’d found her earlier, we might have left him there.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:29 pm, Kristabella Says:
I cannot help you since I live too far away. But please don’t send me a Douche Card!
May 16th, 2008 at 11:08 am, Bethany Says:
Well I am unemployed right now…I don’t think I could hanle the commute though.
May 18th, 2008 at 10:13 pm, Keri Says:
Have you considered having someone come to your house? Thats what we have (but I work from home) and i found someone fairly easily on a website. There are quite a few if thats the route you’d be interested in & I can pass along a few suggestions.
May 21st, 2008 at 2:30 pm, Rachel Says:
If it makes you feel better, I’ve done the same thing…twice.