When was Your Last Confession?
November 6, 2008 | Confessional,Me,NaBloPoMo
Mine was…let me think back… um, never.
Let’s start now, and instead of stepping into a claustrophobic wooden box and speaking to a religious confidante, I’ll just put it out there to you mostly supportive, yet sometimes mocking, mostly unknown and unmet interwebbians.
Here goes: When I hear the song Endless Love (sung by the incomparable Lionel Richie…oh yeah, and Diana Ross), I have the unshakable urge to dress in a short sparkly outfit, lace up some ice skates and emote my shivering ass off with some double axels and maybe even a triple salchow*.
I don’t know why. I can’t explain it. But there. It’s OUT THERE (“call the police, it’s already out there!”).
I feel much better. Tell me, do you have something (horrifically embarrassing) that you’d like to reveal here at the semi-anonymous Hollow Squirrel Confessional…or have you already cyber-stoned me for my shameful secret?
*wherein I’d break my face.
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November 6th, 2008 at 11:14 pm, Britt Says:
Are you ready for this confession?
(You might want to sit down for this)
I once had a sex dream involving the Crocodile Hunter and myself on the conveyor belt at the grocery store checkout stand.
Shut up! My subconscious is crazy!
November 6th, 2008 at 11:44 pm, H.Maxwell Says:
i think your confession sounds like a version of the scene in Happy Gilmore….”What friends can listen to Endless Love in the dark….”
November 7th, 2008 at 1:55 am, Sallyacious Says:
I have since, thankfully, outgrown this urge, but there was a period in my early-mid twenties when I felt like the song “Never Been to Me” told the story of a life of angst and glamour that I needed to emulate.
Then I saw a drag queen sing it and I was cured.
November 7th, 2008 at 2:47 am, Alynda Says:
Your Endless Love/Ice Skating thing reminds me of Happy Gilmore. Remember that scene?
November 7th, 2008 at 4:57 am, Ashlea Says:
Thankfully i have not got any real embarassing memories. Nothing anyway that makes me chringe and then think wtf did i do that for?
But…
I am only 19. I feel that i have Karma coming to me just for posting this.
**knocking VERY hardly on wood**
November 7th, 2008 at 9:37 am, Julie Says:
Here’s a confession…yesterday I went to work but didn’t do a DAMN thing all day long. I’m pretty good at looking busy when I need to! Oh wait, I did email with you so I guess I did do something!
November 7th, 2008 at 11:44 am, Isabel Says:
Julie…I do that everyday.
My confession?
Crap…you know all of my secrets already!
November 7th, 2008 at 1:45 pm, Molly Says:
Ha!! You crack me up.
I can’t think of anything to confess as I comment feverishly before Number One begins begging for computer time, Number Two poops or Number Three wakes from her coma-like swing nap (she’s stirring, ahhhhh!)
Just wanted to say I love that you’re doing NaBloPoMo. You’re quite entertaining, you Squirrel you.
November 7th, 2008 at 3:20 pm, Jennifer Says:
Okay, this is beyond gross, but one time last winter I was making mashed potatoes and gravy and realized we had no milk (I was making country style milk gravy) EXCEPT for gigantic glasses of milk my kids and their friends had poured themselves and then left 1/2 full on the kitchen table (you know where this is going), so I used the milk sitting in their glasses to make the gravy. (Yes, I did!)
(Needless to say, I didn’t eat any of the gravy but I did serve it to them and I’ll never ever tell them that story, EVER!)
November 7th, 2008 at 4:47 pm, May Says:
I had a dream Tracy Jordan took me out behind the middle school and got me pregnant.
November 8th, 2008 at 9:54 pm, SJ Says:
I’m totally drawing a blank here. REALLY, I swear.
November 10th, 2008 at 5:39 pm, Rachel Says:
I am just not coming up with anything right now. I will think about this though.
November 15th, 2008 at 10:06 pm, Hollow Squirrel » It’s Been 9 Days Says:
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