Not the Post with Bathing Suit Pictures
May 29, 2009 | blog business,Me,random randomness
My advice to you: threaten to quit and sit back and watch the comments come in. Gold, Jerry, gold.
I kinda accidentally jokingly suggested the bathing suit pictures. I mean, come on. You don’t want to see that. No one does…well, maybe a perv into pasty white chicks with jiggly parts. But fine. I’ll do it. Just not today because I ate mexican last night and have a serious case of El Bloato. But I will, and then you will find your eyeballs burning and the coffee you drank on the way to work or the couch returning to your mouth with some frothy stomach acid badness and HA! Don’t take me up on all my bad ideas, peeps. Just don’t do it (foreshadowing).
I also offered up a contest! With prizes! I purchased FOUR brand not new kinda stinky books from a really really really really old lady in a used bookstore yestermonth and YES, I chose them solely based on their covers. And titles.
Be afraid. Be very afraid of the randy summer read you may find yourself in possession of. HA! Suck on that, grammar police…ending a sentence with a preposition. Will my evil ever end?
NO! Which is why I’ll offer up my first contest (of the three…I honestly do not think it possible to part with one of the books. You’ll see why eventually!). An awesome ONE BOOK prize will be awarded to the loyal HollowSquirrel reader who can answer this question:
What is my least favorite U.S. state?
First one to get it right scores a hott beach read and maybe even a cute picture of my boys to admire. Cuz I’m a giver.
BRING IT, ladies, and also? I’m trying to recollect my Most Embarrassing Moments, and there are two that top the list. I’m sure my bestest friends will have stories that I’ve repressed, so I’ll just use the two that my therapist and/or photographs have confirmed happened.
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May 29th, 2009 at 9:40 pm, Carrisa Says:
I have no idea what the answer is. And since your blog doesn’t have a search bar, I can’t even cheat.
So I’m going to say: New Jersey. Because don’t most people hate Jersey?
May 29th, 2009 at 9:46 pm, ames Says:
Florida? Nope, Florida is smack dab in the middle of my list.
May 29th, 2009 at 10:09 pm, Bethany Says:
I was going to say New Jersey too! If it isn’t your least fave, it should be. I know, I live here and it sucks. But since Carrisa said NJ I will say…Minnesota, just because I like the way it sounds. Really, say it out loud- Minnnnehsotahhh.
May 29th, 2009 at 10:36 pm, Britt Says:
When you make a pasty white chicks with jiggly parts calendar, count me in. Dibs on January. It’s my birthday month.
Your least favorite state? Am I supposed to know that? Uhhh… New Hampshire?
May 29th, 2009 at 10:49 pm, Sallyacious Says:
Arkansas?
I have absolutely no idea. I can see that.
May 30th, 2009 at 1:51 pm, sara Says:
Texas? Nope. Not Texas. Yeehaw.
May 30th, 2009 at 7:02 pm, Ree Says:
I’m guessing Alaska. Home of the venerable Sarah Palin. GOOD GUESS, but I’ve never been to Alaska, so I can’t hate it yet. But dude, very good guess.
Snort.
June 1st, 2009 at 11:26 am, My Buddy Mimi Says:
Is the contest still going on? How about Wisconsin?