Creepiest Doll EVER
November 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
Or as Jojo would say “creepiest doll ever in your WHOLE LIFE.” Well, Jojo, momma just found it, and I won’t be showing you because I don’t want you to feel that squirmy ickiness that your father and I now feel from just viewing this abomination.
Seriously, who would buy this? Jeffrey Dahmer? Oh wait, he’s dead.
One look from Mr. Squirrel, and he just said “oh shit. That’s a blog post.”
And now I’ll return to my non-creepy boy doll search for The Nugget. He loves dolls, and has two, but I was thinking of getting him a boy doll, too. A cute boy doll, like my neighbor Chris had growing up, not one from the serial killer series. Sheeeeee-it.
Posted by Mrs. Squirrel @ 10:00 pm
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November 29th, 2009 at 10:22 pm, SJ Says:
Um, hell no I wouldn’t buy that creepy ass looking doll!
November 29th, 2009 at 11:03 pm, La Turista Says:
YIKES! Adam would totally kill you in your sleep. Totally!
And now I shall date myself: My best friend growing up had a boy doll – Archie Bunker’s Grandson Joey. He was pretty cute and even had a teensy peensy, too. So random. And I am so old.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:04 pm, Britt Says:
I think I might have an even creepier one… in my house!! When I find it. I’ll post it for you!
November 30th, 2009 at 8:51 am, Cassie Says:
I don’t know what disturbs me more: the doll itself, the fact that there are only 2 left in stock, or the fact that it costs $100. That thing is freaky.
November 30th, 2009 at 11:25 am, Sallyacious Says:
Aaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaaah! (That’s the sound I made as soon as I saw that thing.) WHO would give that to a child? Or want one in their house for any reason at all?
Excuse me now, please. I need to go double-check the locks on the doors and windows.
November 30th, 2009 at 12:25 pm, alison Says:
i’m bothered by the fact that he comes complete with undergarments, or underclothes, or whatever they said. maybe if you pull a string, the doll asks the kid if he wants any candy. Ick!
November 30th, 2009 at 8:30 pm, Kimberly Says:
Those eyes, they’re just…………..dead. Ick!
November 30th, 2009 at 9:49 pm, Bethany Says:
Adam, my ass! That kid’s name is Damian!
November 30th, 2009 at 9:50 pm, Bethany Says:
Don’t be fooled, there’s a little 666 etched on the scalp of that thing.
(Hit submit too fast.)
November 30th, 2009 at 10:09 pm, Poodle Says:
AAahhhhhh – aside from his creeptacular appearance, Adam is a hundred dollars!?!? He looks like one of the puppets from Team America.
December 2nd, 2009 at 1:10 am, Eris Says:
What ever happened to those harmless “My buddy” and “Kid Sister” dolls? Did this doll stalk them out of existence?
Now I can’t sleep. Thank you. eeeeeep
December 11th, 2009 at 1:49 pm, Isabel Says:
Seriously, who would buy that?!