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June 30, 2010 | Mr. Squirrel

Mr. Squirrel said that I could not blog about the ridiculously red and swollen sty on his upper eyelid.

So I won’t.

But OH MY OUCH is it gross! And I can’t stop noticing it and laughing about it, because he was just oblivious to it. So maybe it’s not a sty, because, if you’ve ever had a sty, then you know they hurt like a mofo. And yes, mofo’s hurt. Like a mofo. Which is kind of ironic. Or is it not ironic, and I’m being all Alanis about irony? I’m kind of afraid to examine that.

So let’s just leave it at this: I cannot blog about the red, swollen seemingly painful possible sty on my husband’s eye. The end.

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June 12, 2010 | a girl's gotta shop

You don’t want to buy some of these for your single friends?!

Or did I just let the cat outta the bag that my friends partake in some premarital sex? I mean, I guess my committed/married friends could use them, but we already know the goods.

I just think they’re hilarious.

-image-The Couch is Not a Napkin

June 10, 2010 | Jojo

Me: Jojo, don’t wipe things on the couch.
Jojo: It’s just boogers.

Please note: This photo does not really relate to the conversation shown above. It’s just a cute picture of Jojo holding a duckling/chicklingthingy.

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June 8, 2010 | Mockery

No really. Check this out. I love this duck.

-image-Add This to Expanding “Book of Playdate Rules – Summer Edition”

June 1, 2010 | friends

1. Never turn your back on your mom “friend” holding the hose.
2. Always bring a change of clothing for every person, yourself included.