-image-November…I nominate you

December 15, 2008 | Confessional,Me

National ReEvaluate Your Meds Month.

Who’s with me?

-image-Confessions…I’m Getting Good at These

November 26, 2008 | Confessional

1. I’ve eaten McDonald’s for lunch the past 2 days (Jojo, only once, so don’t get all high and mighty)

2. I totally failed NaBloPoMo by not posting yesterday…well, plus the day before, Mr. Squirrel posted for me because I was too sick and tired to post. So yeah. Oh well.

3. From 5:20 until 6:54 this morning, I watched QVC with The Nugget. I didn’t purchase anything. It took great restraint.

4. I had a most disturbing dream that I have since entitled (and only because for now, it cannot be repressed) “Stacy and Her Disturbing Subconscious Make a Porno.”

-image-When was Your Last Confession?

November 6, 2008 | Confessional,Me,NaBloPoMo

Mine was…let me think back… um, never.

Let’s start now, and instead of stepping into a claustrophobic wooden box and speaking to a religious confidante, I’ll just put it out there to you mostly supportive, yet sometimes mocking, mostly unknown and unmet interwebbians.

Here goes: When I hear the song Endless Love (sung by the incomparable Lionel Richie…oh yeah, and Diana Ross), I have the unshakable urge to dress in a short sparkly outfit, lace up some ice skates and emote my shivering ass off with some double axels and maybe even a triple salchow*.

I don’t know why. I can’t explain it. But there. It’s OUT THERE (“call the police, it’s already out there!”).

I feel much better. Tell me, do you have something (horrifically embarrassing) that you’d like to reveal here at the semi-anonymous Hollow Squirrel Confessional…or have you already cyber-stoned me for my shameful secret?

*wherein I’d break my face.