http://hollowsquirrel.com A Woman, a Man, an Adorable Toddler and ... wait... I smell poop. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:22:07 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en It is a perfect day here in Upstate New York...for the time being. I'm sure by the time we're set to meet our friends at the park and then burger joint for dinner, the dark clouds will roll in, the wind will pick up and hail will rain down on ... http://hollowsquirrel.com/2008/07/04/happy-4th/ I know usually I'm a tad silly, but today I truly need your help. It's easy and free, and hey, you'll score some karma points. Not that you need any, cuz I know you're awesome. I haven't mentioned this situation because, honestly, it's all happened so quickly and I tend ... http://hollowsquirrel.com/2008/07/02/grandma-squirrel-needs-your-help/ Several of you offered to help me out, after the birth of the Nugget. I appreciate your kindness and offers of support and assistance. It is times like today when I suck up my pride, accept that I need help and reach out to you, my interweb friends. All ya have ... http://hollowsquirrel.com/2008/07/01/cashing-in-those-kind-favors/ I dream a lot. I have crazy dreams. I can usually remember parts of my nightly dreams, which I retell to my stunned husband who, sadly, cannot remember his own dreams unless they're unusually terrifying or funny...like the time he led a group of superheroes called the Fast Action Response ... http://hollowsquirrel.com/2008/06/30/hi-im-stacy-meet-my-subconscious/ FINE. Fine fine fine. I stopped my boycott on Netflix. What? You didn't know I had a beef with them? A huge, mad-cow infested beef. Let's not rehash old bitterness but instead embrace newfound love of videos by mail since our TiVo list includes mostly animal and sport related programming. ... http://hollowsquirrel.com/2008/06/26/boycott-cancelled-you-can-put-down-the-signs/ when... 1. You talk about Kate to your friends as if she's also one of your close friends...such as "I don't know how Kate does it" and then you see the wheels a-turnin' in your friend's brain as she eliminates the Kates you both know, neither of whom fit the bill ... http://hollowsquirrel.com/2008/06/23/you-know-youre-watching-too-much-jk8/ Hola. Mi nombre es El Nugget. Mi mama wanted to do some gardening, so she pulled out this blanket she bought for $5 in Tijuana back in 1990 from the back of our Loser Cruiser and tossed it in the Zooper. Then she plunked me down and set to work ... http://hollowsquirrel.com/2008/06/22/cue-la-cucaracha/ Price of daycare for Jojo before Nugget: $138 for 2.5 days per week. Price of daycare (at new location because I don't want to return to the other place because, let's be honest, the women in the infant room hate me because in my 'anonymous survey' I mentioned that I didn't ... http://hollowsquirrel.com/2008/06/19/sticker-shock/ But at least I'm happy*. Check out my outfit from last week: Spit up, courtesy of The Nugget. Blood, courtesy of Jojo. Happiness, courtesy of my loves: *most of the time. Don't get me wrong...sometimes I'm the anti-glamour AND ready to tear my hair out and lose my mind...like just this morning, when Jojo ... http://hollowsquirrel.com/2008/06/18/i-may-not-be-a-glamour-mom/ Dear Jackass, Don't frigging hack into my stupid blog. That's twice now. Why MY blog? Go after someone big, for cripes sake, not me. I have an estimated readership of 4. Or, here's a thought... um, if you have such an important message to deliver, why don't you start your own ... http://hollowsquirrel.com/2008/06/17/dear-jackass-lettersa-series/